I need a new message on my home answering machine, but I really don’t think this is what I’m looking for: > If you sign up three people to donate to and join the Free Software Foundation, geek > hero/Free Software inventor Richard Stallman or FSF copyfight lawyer superstar Eben Moglen > will record an answering machine message for you to use _(Boing Boing)_

This is deeply wrong. Deeply wrong.